Online romance group

 
 
Our group is as nice a place as there is to spend a little time with friendly folks, discuss topics of mutual interest, and get to know each other. Whether you're looking to make new friends, searching for your soul mate, or just having some casual fun this is the place to be. Stop by often and share your thoughts with us.
~Wanderer quoted
 
We are already a pretty active group on here. We get the job done and we get it done fast! lol  Okay, so maybe we need a life.  lol
 
Hope some of you drop on by.
 
~Maidenheart

Did I mention we serve booze on the weekends, free of charge?
Also, we have loose women table dancing and yes, they do eccept tips under $5.00, although, coins are usually hard to place in thongs.  lol  Even harder to place them if they are not wearing a darn thing.  lol
 
Don't just peek in here, you sickos... join and have fun.  lol

You talk about loose women.........What about the guys? Are there any loose men? I mean uhh single men....not that I am looking but for those who are?

Yes we have loads of fun at  onlineromancegroup.lefora.com !!

See ya there!!

You know those guys... of course they are loose.  They are always ready and able to drop their stained fruit of the looms... some of them would pay US to watch THEM dance on the tables.  lol

 
I can spot all you lurkers.  Bloody goofies.  You are not simply suppose to glance in here but actually join our forum.  hmph  How possitively rude!  lol

Romance is dead - didn't they tell you?

That's such a sad rumour some fool hearted mongrel [probably a man  lol] is spreading around.  Don't you believe it.  Romance lives on!  It's just that it lasts one or two days and then it dies after two people get their freak on and loose interest.  lol

Yeah, that's right. I'm nudging this one up again.  I have no shame. lol

What's the matter Colonol???

 Don't you love Romancing someone special in your life??

No, I'm married

No, I'm married [image]

-coloneljack

LMAO

And Colonel wonders why his misses stopped cooking for him and sends him to sleep on the sofa. lmao 
Actually, you are all safe.  We haven't spoken much on romance of late.  We've been too busy acting like mad people. The blokes especially are trying to impress us ladies but it's not working.  We haven't the heart to tell them that they are wasting their time.  We are not putting out.  lmao
 
[goes back to me bottle]  [hic hic]

Colonel ....

You mean to tell me that you don't romance your wife? Why no wonder you have so many forums on Lefora.......lol

Colonel probably ran out of ideas on how to romance his lovely wife. 
We can help you dear.

Tonight after tea, run her a nice bubble bath then call her over and after she drops her knickers and slips into the water, you drop your robe, make sure she has a good look at your goods, then canonball into the water with her.  Sure she will probably scream and sure the water will probably cause great damage to the loos floor, however, she can't say you didn't try to be romantic and join her in a nice hot bubble bath!  lmao

I may return with more romantic suggestions.  You know you want them. lol

Can you babysit for my 4 kids then?

Aye... It just so happens that I, sir, am a daycare provider [in other words, a babysitter] haha.  Indeed, what luck!  lol   For you, I will offer my services, free of any charge.

Cannonball........Maiden what are you saying?????

Romantic is more like lots of Candles around the room and soft music.......satin sheets and rose peddles on the bed.....strawberries and champagne......flimmsy lingerie......soft kisses......and then well........

rose peddles
 
What is Rose selling on the bed? 

Well sure Summer, that too.  lol
 
Rose is probably selling herself short. lol