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http://costa-life-forum.lefora.com/forum/

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Come on in.

The water's lovely!

Riddip!

Oh My God!!!!

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**Exciting news from Costa-Living's Forum - Special Offer at foot of post - SAVE!!
 
Attending a sophisticated soiree recently, we met none other than Matt Lucas, the star of hit BBC comedy Little Britain. 
 
Naturally, it came as a bit of a surprise when we received a "thumbs-up" from him, but the doctor says not to worry too much as it will just be a bit tender for a couple of days.
 
Then we got a letter.
 
Here it is.
 
 
 
 
Hi,
 
I'm Matt Lucas, from BBC's Little Britain.
 
When I'm not making people laugh at my antics in my hit TV and Stage Show, or relaxing at home, in my new 'leisure suit' (see pic), I like to read all of the funny stuff on the Costa-Living forum.
 
I suggest that you do the same.
 
In fact, why not join up?
 
I will if you will!
 
Regards,
Matt Lucas
 
 
 
 
 

Matt Lucas, in 'leisure' mode (yesterday)
 
 
**Yet again, this is a complete fabrication. 
 
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If a few hundred of you could be bothered to take the trouble to join our merry band of happy-go-lucky, socially inadequate misfits, and so, help swell our membership, we wouldn't need to continually tell these blatant porkies, meaning, we would be able to go to Heaven to be a sunbeam for Jesus when we die, rather than spend eternity in Hell, being teased about our 'love handles' and chronic halitosis by demons with pitchforks n' stuff.
 
You could help to save the soul of May Dupname, Administrator of http://costa-life-forum.lefora.com/forum/ from eternal damnation and purgatory, with only a few clicks of your mouse.
 
Join now and receive a blessing from the Holy See.****
 
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Hi Reader,

Tim Berners-Lee here. I am the guy that invented the Internet.

Recently, I have been spending a lot of time with the low-life scumsucking types that make up the membership of http://costa-life-forum.lefora.com/forum/ 

You seem to be the sort of person who would fit right in there. Yes. You!

Join their forum now, or I'll switch off the Net.

What? You think I'm joking?

Do I look like a 'fun-to-be-with, practical-jokin', life-and-soul kinda guy'?

-Exactly.

So, get on with it.

Join.

Regards
Timmy

http://costa-life-forum.lefora.com/pages/about/

A Precautionary Tale,
by Mad Bob
 

Mad Bob, pictured yesterday

 
"I guess it all shtarted to go wrong for me when I took a look at http://costa-life-forum.lefora.com/forum/ 
 
I laughed sho 'ard, shnot came out of my noshe. There wash page after page of fun an' shtupidity, an' I loved it. Shome of it was crap, but there wash enough to keep me shmiling. (I had teef then!) An' they shaid I could join. Be one of them like.
 
But I didn't join. I didn't. And I coulda. I coulda. It wash free.
 
I couldn't believe meshelf. I 'ated meshelf for not gettin' 'in with the In Crowd' on Coshhta-Living. I couldn't look at meself in the mirror anymore, lost all shelf-eshteem and shtarted drinkin'. Any booze would do - I just 'ad to shut it out shomehow. I lost everythin' - wife, houshe, kidsh, car, and finally, me mind.
 
But donchoo do the same!! You join. You hear me? You wanna end up like me? With a head full of lice? Drain-cleaner for lunch? That watchoo want?
 
No. Course not. So join. Before ish too late!**

**At this point Mad Bob started sobbing gently. He rose, ran over to some nearby people, gesticulating wildly and shouting semi-intelligible obscenities before falling over and soiling his trousers. We finished our can of Special Brew and left

A message from the Health and Safety Executive
 
Some People Simply Need To Join Costa Living
 
In everyone's life, we come across people who really need to find a better hobby. Those of an inquisitive nature should find alternative outlets for their innate curiosity.
 
Like this easily excitable whippersnapper:
 

Or this depraved furniture designer:

or this ill-advised novice knife-throwing performer

 
 
All of the above could have spent their time more fruitfully, by joining the Costa Living Forum.
 
Should you feel the need to impale yourself on a sauce bottle, design pervy furniture, or indulge in dubious body-piercing, well, you're just the type of sick-minded weirdo who needs to find a safer focus for your energies.
 
Joining the Costa-Living-Forum is easy. You are a few clicks from becoming a member!
 
Remember the Costa Living Motto:
"It's Much Funnier to laugh at Other People's Misfortune."